Read this from Xueting's blog.
find it real funny!
OHMYTIAN!
have a great laugh!


Big Balls
A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made.

The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls' testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies, ''Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins''.



House Maid
A little boy walked in on his parents having sex. He sees his mom bouncing up and down on his dad, and he says "Mommy, what are you doing?" She said, "Well, daddy's too fat so I thought I'd try to flatten him out." The boy replied, "Why bother, every Tuesday the maid comes over and blows him back up again!"



Keep Rollin
The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it," He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."



Big, Fat, and Juicy
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."
The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."
The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."


Orientation in Heaven
3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... LOOK, HE'S MOVING!"



The Statues
In a city park stood two statues, one female, and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."

And with that command, the statues came to life.The two statues smiled at each other, ran towards some nearby woods, and dived behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.

After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues,"You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure, but this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on its head!"



Would you get my sneakers please?
A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers please?"The guest obliges and goes upstairs.

There he sees his friend's teenage daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says, "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!"

They stare at him and say, "That can't be!"
He replies, "OK, let's check!"
He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of them?"
"Yes, both of them!"



The Spaghetti Story
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today.""Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce."

tight week for me.
tight end of December for me.
band camp 21st to 23 Dec
24 & 25th Dec - X'mas with xiaozhu&co and STOCOB! (:
26 Dec - STOCK CHECK
27, 29, 30th Dec - NTU INVITATIONAL BOWLING ; i want bowl!!
31th Dec - Countdown with _____. whoever.
and of cos' , preparation for 3rd SP OPEN! sending letters and whatever things to be done to bring SP OPEN success! (toast!)




training as usual on monday.
Uncle Adam did some changes to my steps and all, well it is quite effective (:
and of cos' my bad lazy habit of not following through is again another big hindrance for me.
the extreme bad habit of mine.


slacked at LJS at Commonwealth with SCB, Yusof & Birdhead.
of cos' crapping starts.
and we laughed our way through till the shop was near closing hours. MY GOD.



tuesday was like that.
nothing much happened thou.
just met up with my DARLING.NICOLE & co. (: (:
she will love me more when she sees her name here, ya?!?
so, had my virgin ride from Royson who got his licence like weeks ago huh?
he drove his mum's car out. *WOOTS*
4 innocents with 1 new bird.
the prata shop along Upper Thomson Road.
opposite the old Upper Thomson Secondary Sch, duh!
eat, slack, chill around with them till 10 plus; and back home with several drops.


today was tight timing.
school.
stupid BE fire drill that lasts for bloody less than 5 minutes.
bowling with Stan & Chor Boon at GG.
4 hours of work
&
dinner with lingwei & weisheng.



an itch etched on my right hand that results in 4 games with Stan.
i love my average today.
(:
if only..
ya i agree with ChorBoon, if only we bowl like this on POL-ITE.
seriously, the words "if only" is so OMT please.
DOTS.


work 4 hours.
same old thing.
got naggings by that person again.
marks my words. FOR NOTHING.
out of nothing.
HELLO! i am a part-timer! i only work weekends and just a weekday which is today out of sooooooooooooo many donkey months. MY GOD. and i got scoldings because that person MISPLACED THINGS. FOR GOD'S SAKE, THAT PERSON IS FAMOUS FOR HER ABSENT-MINDEDNESS. {OhMyTian}


it was a finally thing which i was FINALLY REACH THE MEETING PLACE BEFORE LINGWEI.
cos out of the 4587454578452 times, this is the first time i AM NOT LATE NOR LATER THAN HER. HUH!? so, give myself a pat of the shoulder. MY GOD!


Billy Bomber's for dinner(:

xiaozhu & me (:


the people i hang out with tonight ..
my SON, xiaozhu & me (: (: (:

the miniature item on display on our table (:


was blue-toothing when i spot someone having almost the same bluetooth name as mine.
coincidence!?!?!



tomorrow's shopping with Yvonne is cancel ): ):
take care & rest well!!
(: (:

TEAM SP ROCKS!


POL-ITE ended!
time really flies.
8 games gone like RUSH.
felt i had not play much.
LOL.



CONGRATS TO KAREN & MOOMOO.
they came in 2nd for doubles!
a slight improvement in positions.
from 2nd runner up to 1st runner up!
NVM. NEXT YEAR CHAMPS for LADIES DOUBLES IS THEM! (:
a step at a time (:

CONGRATS to KAREN,MOOMOO, SARAH & XIAOPEH for coming in 3rd for the team event. (:


CONGRATS TO KAREN FOR COMING IN 3RD IN ALL EVENTS! (:


CONGRATS TO TEAM SP GIRLS TEAM COMING IN SECOND POSITION FOR OVERALL.
[NO MEDALS ): ): ]
JUST KIDDING.


as usual, TP top both catergories.


in summary TEAM SP ROCKS!!
WE ARE THE CHAMPS AT HEART! (: (:
3 CHEERS TO TEAM SP POL-ITE 07/08.
GLORY TO TEAM SP!


overall, POL-ITE IS FUN! (: (:



satisfied with my scores as i did better than last year (:
but my last 2 games was ~ ~ ~
blistered thumb again, MY GOD.
wrong side some more.!


photos of the day (:

THE 2ND RUNNER UP FOR LADIES TEAM EVENT.

the SP GIRLS team without Sam.

the SP BOYS team without Kollin & PS.



wanted to take some photos with the year3s as this is the year3s last 2 games before they graduate
but somehow, while taking with Ele. the photoshots was dragged like hours.
MY GOD.
thanks to Gab, Louis & those pranksters.
LOL.
some candid shots that was spoilt...
opps!


Dearie, Gab & I
i looked short. MY GOD!



the most R-rated photo.!


more photos here, i suppose!


after POL-ITE,
cabbed back to GG with Stan, Ahtek & Yusof.
watched them bowl.


met Louis, Ryan, Fir & Dal at Eastpoint Mall and headed to Royston's place
the last minute notice.
BBQ.


lucky that i got the last train home (:


my day sounds so dead. MY GOD!





Today is just another working day.
Well, FATE CHILL alright!?
what happened today was kinda bad.
got scolding from somebody~
CHEER UP !



at least those were very quiet last week started to talk.
and felt that the atmosphere was at least right now.
just me & Ian entertaining one another with our stupid tricks and jokes.
MY GOD!



after work,
Fate, Qifang & I transformed into MUJI DELIVERYWOMEN by night.
3 of us delivered items from Bugis to Marina Sq.
met Jianhua.
headed to Orchard and collect my phone which was sent to repair on friday, while Fate & Qifang went to Paragon to pass Adrain some items.
DELIVERY WOMEN.
had dinner.
it had been a long time since the 4 of us sat down and crap and laugh like mad.
the 4 muskeeters (:
OH MY TIAN.
SO FUN!



anyway, nights people.
need to get some plenty of sleep that i lost during the weekends.
MY GOD!
LOVEs.

finally.....



mst is over and done with like ages ago for me.
but for AHTEK is today.
and Ming had finished his like yesterday or something.
so meaning, STOCOB or STOCB can hang out one day freely.!
YEAH!
let's head to t3 man!
and Kallang Leisure!!
explore new places !!!
and many many more places to hang out before our exams & itps (:
MY GOD.
and i want watch AILEN VS PREDATOR2 with of cos' my one and only STOCOB (:
and FRED CLAUS.
MY GOD.
i felt like a kid.



yesterday was like SO fun at kbox.
it meant to be what they call D&D.
but ya, it had dinner, dance alittle
but they named it annual staff gathering.
MY GOD!



anyway, Wed's CT practical was like OMT.
we were told to construct a roof.


busy classmates of mine (:


the very end product of dpfm 2a21 & 2a22. (:
these roof are made up of VERY MANY of bolts, nuts & washers.




thursday.
had training after school
Uncle Adam wasnt there so Helmi took over.
with Helmi at team training = GAMES & FUN.
first, we were break into our own individual lanes and each lane was allocated one of the pins to spare.
whoever spare it will advance to the next lane and so on.
but if miss, you got to move one lane back and miss twice in a row, back to the orginal lane you came from.
second game, was break into random groupings, got grouped with the pros ; Ryan, Karen, Gab, ChorBoon & ME. MY GOD!
so like before, we got to make the game a perfect game.
my group came in first! *WOOTS*
last game of the day, each contribute to a frame or two.
MY GROUP came in FIRST AGAIN!
seriously, it was fun!! MY GOD!



and i set a new record for myself.
233! clean game. MY GOD.
if only....



anyway went down to Somerset to meet Fate, Trac & CJ after training.

my invitation card.

had the company D&D or gathering at K UNION.


when the cam-whoring starts..

fate (: (:

trac fate me & our VDM Lai Meng

aileen yanqing AUNTJANE trac fate

Yuki-san Nemoto-san our MD Trac & Jasmine our SM.

Qin Jingli San Rick Ian CJ

Jingli Qin San Rick Ian ME & Aileen.



cab home with Trac & Fate.




well, i wasnt in a good mood at all especially after training.
with lots of crap things happening.
by right it is just one.
to be truthful, despite the the joy i had in the function and all that, i didn really had this cloud 9 kind of thing with me.
Karen & Stan know what i meant.
i had long wanted to splash everything out in this blog about that person.
but for god's sake, i think i will only express it out after POL-ITE.
anyway, he is just a b*stard.!
the worst of the lot please.



for once, i thought i was out of the team as i didnt recieve any sms or calls from Ryan.
MY GOD.
then came 1 sms that caused me to dumbstruck for a moment.
felt so shocked.
handicap-ed i should say.
i am handicap-ed.


i cant blame anyone. cos' this is the coach's decision, we got to respect.
nothing can change. (:
i remembered once, i dropped 3 messages each to Ming, Dal & Josh when the second roll off kills them.
in Dal's i wrote something like i know how he and Fir felt afterall..handicap..
and now,i am handicap-ed.
without her.
and i could only say, of all people....
whatever.



GIRL,
we must jiayous. !


tomorrow is POL-ITE.
the day i had waited for long came,
and this is it.
tomorrow.

to my friends & SPB-mates.
do come down to SAFRA YISHUN!!
support!! (: (:
it is all day event till 5pm.
(:
DO SUPPORT!
my god!


AH TEK & STAN.
BROTHERS!!
DO COME EARLY.!! (:



AND hopefully THAT SOMEONE DONT EVENTUALLY DONT PISS ME OFF.
THANK YOU.
PROMISED THAT I SURE HAD NAGGINGS, YANKINGS, RETORTING & WHATEVER TOMORROW MORNING RIGHT THROUGH MY EARS.
I AM SURE OF THAT. MY GOD!
the worst of the worst.

SYCC ended for me like an hour ago.


best and the worst game bowled today.
my scores for both days can even tabulate to a graph with ups and downs.
first day score line was like 163 155 153. constantly going DOWN
today was like 111 164 170++ ; 108 108 147. constantly going UP.
MY GOD.
the worst and the best.



i got no one else to put the blame on but myself.
DEARIE and I did badly for our Doubles.
OMT.
worst was my double 108 scores had drag the team down. ):
I'M SORRY TO TEAM FACE ):



anyway, CONGRATS to Firdhaus & Louis!!
they came in 5th for Youth Mens' Double Event (:
CONGRATS to Ryan for coming in 4th in Mens' Singles.
*woots*
TEAM SP WAN SHIU! (:



DEARIE. Fir. Gab. Ele & ME.


what a bad and good game i had today.
whatever.
thursday ; last team training before POL-ITE.
{ohmytian}



found some crap things happened in school.
TUESDAY.
same old crap on Tuesday afternoon right at T3a12.
whatever. think only 2A21 students know what happened.
whatever.
for some entertaining purposes.

sounds soooooooooo wrong.

this was found in my Econs' lecture notes.
very many = more than many.
spotted by Jun. (:

DEARIE wrote this to me.. sounds so weird and wrong..
but sounds abit sweet isnt it..?
IMAGINE THIS IS A LOVE LETTER & YOU HAPPEN TO SPOT THAT LITTLE GREEN WORDS RIGHT BELOW OF THE PHOTO. "dont be fooled"
i definitely gonna slap the guy for writing so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet stuffs yet with the 3 words stuck there. OMT!
just kidding..



anyway, 2a21 decided to have a BBQ soon.
theme: to bring a partner along
what a nice theme HUH.
DEARIE. i book you okok?
OMT
i sounds soooooooooooooooo wrong..
anyway, i'm just relieving stress.\=
MY GOD.

挑一张耶诞卡写上满满祝福的话
地址写的是心底 你能不能收到它
天有点冷 风有点大 城市宁静而喧哗
这一个冬天我得一个人走回家
问自己习惯了吗
没有你每到夜裏回声变得好大
有没有什麽好方法让寂寞更听话


你最近还好吗
是不是也在思念里挣扎
你说会记得我 还记得吗
你最近还好吗
忙碌吗 累吗 心还会痛吗
如果真不得已忘了我 快向快乐出发


有再多的牵挂都已没有权利表达
旧情人给的问候令陌生人都还尴尬
昨天远了 明天还长 回忆模糊但巨大
这样的深夜眼泪要怎样不流下



最近还好吗 - S.H.E

HAPPY BELATED TO PRINCY ALICIA & YOU!
i know i had wish you guys that very early morning.
excuse me!
MERRY 22ND WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TO MY PARENTS. (:
xoxo.





PRINCESS ALICIA
you're another turning 18 this year. *woots*
it's like finally everyone turns 18 at our side.
you're such a baby in our clique (:
simply adore by US! (:
ENJOY your birthday, i hope so.
and my genius, TOP THE CLASS FOR 2 MODULES. MBW & STRUCTURES. OMT!





YOU
i had nothing much to say.
other than HAPPY BIRTHDAY is still HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
duh!
all the best in the relationship you are in now.
and please control your temper. =x
best wishes.





MY DARLING PARENTS
OMT. i know for the past few weeks i had been coming home later and later.
and making you all worry and all kinds of things
even pick up a quarrel or fight a few days ago with Mum.
MY GOD.
in short, without 17Nov, there wouldn be ME now.! (:



OMT
can someone tell me i aint dreaming that SYCC is knocking my door in hours time.
to be exact is 24 hours time.
MY GOD.
and POL-ITE is like what.. a week from today.
MY GOD.
time flies.



the very last lap before POL-ITE ; this thursday team training.
MY GOD.
personally, i felt POL-ITE is just like the normal school report card each year.
it depends and reflects how well you did for the past one year and how much you have improve.. instead of students getting their report slips each semenster, the bowlers are getting one each year.
MY GOD.
the deadly report slip.







and SO SORRY to Lingwei&Geena.
cant make it this thurs. but the following Wednesday is confirm (: (:
SO SORRY! ):







team training is like this& that.
nothing much.
all i can do is just pray that the following things happen on Mon & Tues' SYCC.
MY GOD.

1. NEVER ALLOW MY BALL TO EVER HIT MY SHOES NOR ANKLES.
2. NEVER ALLOW SPLITS TO HAPPEN. OMG THIS IS THE WORST CASE SENARIO THAT COULD HAPPEN! MY GOD!
3. ABLE TO FIND THAT LINE I HAD BEEN TRAINING SINCE MONDAY.
4. DO A FOLLOW THROUGH. BAD HABIT I HAD.

back to work.
suddenly felt so distant from my fellow colleagues.
everyone i used to joke with, now becomes so solemn or quiet..
just 1 month and everything change.
i asked Trac this morning, during my absence is it alot of things happened.
she said ya, and she doesnt wish to talk about it.
PUZZLED.
one month and so many things happen. ): ):
well, let's look forward to this thursday company outing cum dinner. (:




gonna rush through my Econs tutorial
AND TO MY FRIENDS AND SENIORS IN EEE,
MUG HARD & GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR MST NEXT WEEK (:

MY GOD

tomorrow's SYCC!

HAPPY BELATED TO SHERMAN!
so you have hit the 18th mark, like it's a FINALLY kind of thing (:
strive hard in school and also in SOCCER, believe that one day, you will do it like your IDOL - StevenG. (:
and all the best with Yingting (:
but i will tell you one thing as for now, Liverpool will never top the table this season (:



PINA COLADA is such a dangerous drink ; i'll tell you why later.
AHTEK! your favourite nearly kills me last night.
{ohmytian}



this whole week was like uh.
skipped a total of 6 lessons out of the 13 lects/tuts&pracs.
almost half the week gone.
got back some of my MST results.
well, all i can say i expected this kind of results since i only started mugging like 1 week before.
had myself to blame for.
2 of them were borderline pass.
1 fail ; which i dont have really expected that. and it's the first ever test i had flung in SP in my 4 MSTs.
Econs was rather well done for myself, as anyone knows, the lecturer speed through her lessons and never slow down for the sake of those who cant catch up. and she has a bad habit of NEVER repeating her words/sentences and whatever you expect a kind good lecturer will do if a group of students cant catch up with the lessons and all.
MY GOD!
THANKS WHOEVER HAD TAUGHT ME ECONS PRIVATELY.



went out to celebrate darling.cia's birthday (:
in advance.
like i say, it was as if we are the boyfriends celebrating our girlfriends birthday.
if i was her, and my boyfriend did this i will be OMT-ly on cloud9.
MY GOD!
so this was the plan as planned earlier.
in the morning, shu&alan went to get balloons which got the words HAPPY BIRTHDAY and escorted her from her house in PUNGGOL.
obviously, PRINCY ALICIA was so shocked.
imagine she herself is the soft spoken and shy type in SPDC, how will you ever expect her to hold on to the 2 balloons from PUNGGOL TO SP.?




so i went school as usual.
hide the 2 turtles under the lecturer's table.
THANKS MR TAN FOR KEEPING THE SECRET FOR US (:
and of cus' the 2 turtles are soooooooooooooooooooooooo adorable please!!
what you expect me to come out of my mouth when it's regarding turtles OMT.



the 3 of them came school quite late.
and it was JUST NICE when Mr Tan gave us a break.
alicia was asked to cover up her eyes with both her hand outstretched.
GUESS WHAT?
I put one of the turtles in her hands and SHE JUMPED.
OMT.



to fast things forward
we had our dinner at Marina's Pizza Hut.
the people who were there - ME, Bel, Shu, Zhen, Ting, Wangbei, Zhiwei, Xinwei, Alan & Cia herself.
the cake was meant to be a surprise! but dearest ANNABEL LIM exposed it out. OMT
you and your big mouth!
i curse you to have one more pimple on your nose. OPPS!
so the photos are as below.


me and the birthday girl (:

Bel.Shu.ME&Princy.

and a group photo of the GIRLS.


she& her birthday cake

her birthday cake from Jack's Place.
CAKE OF THE MONTH.
last year, her cake was like this too.
opps!


and of cos',

my FULL-TIME GOSSIPER & I.



everything ended, GOSSIPER and Alan left.
the rest wanted to slack around Esplanade but I dont know why and what happen.
there's only darling.shu, cia & I left.
wanted a drink or two.
so walked to babyface but somehow it was closed.
went to Harry's instead.
and that is when nightmare happened....




firstly, i want to declared i'm not a clubber, neither am i an alcoholic-fanatic nor whatever..
so somehow bad things happened when you mistook it for a kind of you know.
NEVER JUDGE THE BOOKS BY ITS COVER.
somehow this sentence is SO TRUE.
DANGEROUS.
whatever.


AT HARRY's.

my darlings and I. (:


the dangerous PINA COLADA.
&
nice JAZZ DO IT
&
a little bitter MOUNTAIN BREEZE.



this is what BLOODY happened last night, exactly 24 hours ago.
OMT.
was choosing between my favourite mocktail Shirley Temple or Pussyfoot over the Pina Colada which i drank a couple of weeks ago at Cafe Cartel.
wanting a change of taste, i choose PC.
and OMT,
on the very first sip, i realised, it was alcoholic and so i msg-ed Ahtek..
OMT, i didnt know your pina colada have the alcoholic version.
i forgot what he reply.
so i was in a rush to go home so i drank up to half the glass.
feeling eek! especially the taste gets eek! at the bottom.
so i went to the LADIES.
and when i came out, i was nearly on the verge of blank out and giddy-ness grabbed me.
i fasten my pace back to HARRY's.
and i told them, MY GOD, i think i am drunk.
and upon confirmation,
i started msging my 2 good male friends - Ahtek & Stan.
I AM DRUNK. CAN COME BRING ME HOME!?
i was feeling hell.
OMT.
and after much dilly-dally, i am real drunk to a extend of more than 70% drunk.
at least i know what i am typing on my phone and all.
i called Stan.
hardworking dude studying for test the next day.
called Roy.
he had gone to dreamland ; he's tired, and you are forgiven for not picking up my call.
called Wallace.
THANKFUL HE JUST CAME OUT OF SCHOOL.
MUCH THANKS that he offered to wait for me at SMB.
called Casey.
after much much infer that i am unable to stand up. wondered if he could sponsor me cab fare home.
at first, wanted to call some other people.
but i know 1 of them will not pick up while the other will be busy or the rest is whatever, i dont know.
SO IT HAPPENED AT ESPLANADE again when i once blanked out.



well, what you expect a drunkard to do.
vomit.
well, i did.
felt much better after the vomitting.
MY GOD!
SORRY TO TROUBLE CIA & SHU.
suppose to be a very happy night yet MY VOMITTING KILLS AGAIN.
MY GOD!




THANKS to Wallace.
who in the end send me home.
especially when you just ended your volleyball training and had such an early class the next day. OPPS!



overall, thanks everyone. (:



as for today,
skipped Econs tutorial.
went to school to bowl.
was at the clubroom before that with Gab & Khazrol when Gab told me...
Gab: Sihui, Aston Villa loaned someone.
ME & Khaz: who?
Gab: blah blah blah.. David Beckham.
ME & Khaz : WHAT?
ME: i thought he was in LA Galaxy. HOW true is it?
Gab: the season in States ended, so LA GALAXY put him on loan..
ME: till when?
Gab: till the season starts
ME: cant they loan him to somewhere where it is more....like HOTSPURS or something.. or they are scare they relegated so they loan him???
Gab: that's right.. of all clubs ASTON VILLA.


till now, i had yet to find the article in which it states Beckham on loan to Aston Villa.
MY GOD.
what is the world turning into.!!??



after school,
went down to MUJI slacked.
stoned till the time passed me by.
3 of the musketeers missing!
JoeJoe be back tomorrow after week of reservist at Australia.
Senior off.
the self proclaimed Senior, CJ had his annual leave.
well, MUJI today is quiet. MY GOD.
Ping Dont miss me!
i'll be back on Sunday!
(: (: (:



tomorrow.
the final team training before SYCC & POL-ITE starts.
3 more days to SYCC. MY GOD.
time real flies.
1 week to POL-ITE.
hopefully i am in the first 8.
so that BTTP can hit 1200 (:
MY GOD.
i cant afford to commit the same mistakes i did a couple of weeks ago.
MY GOD.
=\
AND CYCLING AT ECP with the girls.



my whole of next week is pack..
SOMEONE PLEASE DATE ME OUT NEXT NEXT WEEK.
so far, i am free! (:
and ALAN dont complain i never have time for you guys. I HAD PLENTY !!
(: (: (:



nites all.
love ya guys!
(:

when their eyes met.
he said thank you,
and all she could do is to smile shyly and walked away.


coincidence struck.
if only...



i wish i could.



had a very bad morning.
quarrel with mum over my phone bill.
not that i had bomb my own phone with smses and phone calls.
just that i am that unwillingly to pay now cus as anyone know MY PAY FOR OCTOBER is giving me problem - shortage
so i told her, i wouldnt want to pay as yet as she knew that i always use my pay to fork my phone bill.
but she insisted on paying with the balance of September pay and all. i was like OMT.
the problem arise when you are CASH-TIGHT.
OMT.
and she started to throw her temper from some minor issues to asking me to move out of the house to stay with my friends, I WAS LIKE WTH. speechless.
what to do when your mum is approaching the stage of PMS.
my GOD, this is worst, when you are the only child.
OMT.!



BS2-ing.
last paper.
as usual, i cant get those facts and details into my mind.
skipped half of the lessons today.
as for tomorrow, i will only be in school for the meeting& BS2 paper.
obviously not attending class.. DUH!
as plan for tomorrow, go town to buy darling cia's present (:
OMT, what a surprise plan for her..
as if we are her boyfriend and doing soooooooooooooooooooooooo nice stuffs for her.
throwing her with lots surprises.
i wish i am her. OMT.
*hinting in progress*
OMT. plan will only be reveal that day. (:
if she ever reads this, which i think she wouldn...
RELAX, WE ARE NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER PIECE OF RED UNDIES THIS YEAR. LOL.



Aunt Jane & Fate just called me, regarding next thurs event.
shall i go?
KBox with all Muji staffs.
company event? i dont know!
OMT what on earth is happening?



things got busy now.
especially right after recieving Mr Ng's call yesterday.
ROYSON, WL, VIN, RINA & whoever please reply me once you decide on your decision PLEASE. ROYSON, i know you are dying to go back to help, i saw your BLOG entry.
OMT.
and of cus BIG THANKS HUH! FOR SABOTAGING ME.!
MY GOD!



yesterday after training, went dinner at Holland V with Stan, Ming, XL & BIONDI TAN AH TEK.
my GOD, my eyes hurts for editting the colours for Ahtek.!
compensate me.!!
same dining place as Saturday.
and of cus SCB were there = LOL session.
as usual, i am being "bully" verbally by them.
anyway, thanks to DEARIE.FER, we got AHTEK's evil grin & smile.
HIGH 5 man.

he always smile with his teeth and mouth like whatever.
HE ONLY GT 2 WAYS OF SMILING. MY GOD!


and we were crapping.
then we somehow link Biondi with a logic,
BIONDI + LOGY = ________________.
thus the equation formed is BIOLOGY.
sounds so link! =x
MY GOD!



anyway, was chatting with Stan in MSN, when we crap.
so here it goes,
as anyone knows i am ashLOGY
and as define by STAN.
A study of funny and lame stuff specialised for people with a turtle mind.
ferLOGY is a study of NOOBs & CAKEs.
stanLOGY - A study of profound subjects and issues in the world which only geniuses are qualified for it.
well in terms of ashLOGY, stanLOGY is a study and discussion of pervertic and horny issues.
obviously, mingLOGY is a study of how to spend alot yet save alot, and why people tend to eating alot yet never grow fat!
as for our dearest AHTEK ; of cus not what TEKoLOGY. sounds like one bamboo =x
obviously, we know BIOLOGY is a study of humans, plants and whatever.
in stanLOGY of bioLOGY - A study of "piak piak" and dirty stuff and only for people with the blur and evil smile on the face
well, i think bioLOGY is a study of mugging and only for people with the blur look and evil grin hung on their face.!
OMT
just for laugh.
we are all so evil.
(:
well, at least, i think can destress MR TAN TEK WEE from his excess mugging of aerospace stuffs.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i am evil~*
i am also destressing myself from BS2 (:



bored!
BS2 isnt fun as i thought it is ):
boohoo!



it gonna get busy after MST is over.

HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY, DEARIE!!
omt.
its so fast and it's a year now! (:
i love you!
omt, do i sounds as if i had boyfriend or something =\
but the next sentence will tell you i'm not..
LET'S BOWL TOWARDS OUR TARGETS =)
ferinnalim!!
omt, i dont sounds i have a bf, but do sounds like one lesbian.




HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY TO WALLCE LIM.!
&
HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY TO XINHUI.ahma!
wallace; GOODLUCK FOR THE REST OF YOUR YEAR3 LIFE. & HAPPY FYP-ING.! hope you find a good&better girlfriend than or like me soon. OMT i like promoting myself =\ well, i dont need to. opps! anyway, all the best in whatever you do! & thanks for wishing me back (:
xinhui aka ahma; ahma!! old liao! stay happy always!! and dont everyday emo!! got time go Gelare & do whatever things again okok!?



to BIONDI TAN AH TEK!
{ohmytian}
you better go see the entry that has FINALLY STATED YOUR NAME IN THAT ENTRY,
I BOLD IT, UNDERLINE IT, ADD COLOUR TO IT AND WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST NAME IT I CAN DO IT FOR YOU, TO MAKE YOU KNOW THAT I HAD PUT YOUR BIG NAME IN MY THANKING LIST,huh!?
you can ask to get it strike off too =D
(show the Ahtek's style of smiling!)
one day, i will snap the photo and put it here.! =x
FERINNA, dont laugh ! cos' i know you want to see it too.. and you always laugh at it!
opps!



to my friend, ANNABEL LIM.
you might cut across here soon or later,
but stay strong, GIRL!
omt, i had tears welled up in my eyes when i read it.
what bygones is bygones. do well the next time round.
cheers.
i want see the Annabel Lim i know (:



opps,
it sounds like one dedication post or something.
SORRY YA!
anyway, had training the day before.
my favourite yet hated session - sparing 7 &10.
you got to love it to hate it.
2nd game played by the girls was disastrous that Uncle Adam was so S-H-O-C-K-E-D by the results.
JIAYOUS to SP BOWLERS o7/o8 POL-ITE TEAM (:
we are just days away from the event, to be exact is 2 weeks.
how time flies. SO FAST.
and the SYCC thing is what.. NEXTWEEK.
still thought can claimed some LOAs or something. but too bad, it is a evening event.!
i need more private trainings. =\
how time flies.



waited for the guys like hell.
omt.
luckily, as i said, time flies.
go Holland V for lunch with 10 of my teammates; including me - Gab, Ryan, Firdhaus, Josh, Char, Louis, Yusof, Darren & Chorboon.
took a bus back to school with Fir while the rest headed home.
as AGAIN, waited for the guys to come back to school, i sat at alley starting to read thru Wed's BS2.
hell lots.
i dont understand the electricity parts with those what you call ; well, i forgotten.
RAH!
so the guys finally got back at 4 near 5.
bowled 2 games. and headed down to Enous MRT.



Matthew fetched us to his house via several pickups.
settled STEAMBOAT dinner at his backyard (sounds so wrong)
anyway, like what Stan had said MATT's house is big, and it's true. BIGGER THAN MR DERRICK AW'S & MR NG RENJIE's.
just that he has 1 toilet lesser than theirs.
WTH, why am i always thinking and counting on the toilets whenever i go a friend's house.
TOILETS is that all i can think of? =\
omt.
ok, so this is the picture of the birthday boys.

Chunming&Eugene, their friend.

so Ming, Matt & their friends were dota-ing, while Stan is nowhere insight, Ah Tek & I were like mugging.
omt.
so shagged to even study that i watched some tv shows. and the Liverpool match with them.
and of cos' the highlight of the night/morning at 4am, right after the match. MAHJONG!
i lost badly.
OMT.
it was the last round, and i was already 80% in sleepy mode.
imagine this, i was dozing off while the rest are drawing or thinking to withdraw their tiles.
i dont know if anyone caught me sleeping then.OMT so unglam. =x
and i was like GREAT I WON!. NICE TILES and all and i shoved it out.
then the nightmare came,
STANLEY: you got no "tai", you "hu" what? the flower is 1. you are the third one.
MATT: LOL
ME: OMT!!
STANLEY: (spit his favourite words of mahjong) ZHA HU! $3.20 each please.
ME: OMT.
(dead)



i was so tired from the staying up that i rushed to the sofa and slept.
without knowing that Matt's maid had already laid about 5 sheets on the floor of his mum's room.
what a nice beds the guys had while i cramped in the one seater sofa.
and of cos' the birthday boy was spreading his whole body on the 3seater.
MY GOD!
how dumb can i can?
ya, i am a dumb turtle, like stan said.
well, i am not call dumb for nothing thou. (:



woke up at 1130 by Ming's phone.
and hardly do i get back to sleep.
slacked till330. while the rest had gone home hours ago.
met Royson, Nic & Andy at Bishan. SLACK AGAIN.
to be exact is 38-ing.


oh well,
CONGRATS to SLAYERS again.
2-0 up.
credits to ANDY & RENJIE.
and of cos' ROYSON WANTS THIS,
BECOS' OF HIS GREAT PASSING SKILLS,
ANDY MANAGED TO KICK IN THE BALL.
and goal!!
fine with you ROYSON TEE?
omt.



school starts tomorrow.
been slacking since elearning.
and the sudden need to go back school was like RAH!
and next week schedule is kinda pack for me..
RAH!
and so is next next week when SYCC & POL-ITE comes in.
Monday(12/11) - sch& clubtrg
Tuesday (13/11) - sch (can i skip?)
Wednesday(14/11) - sch&bs2 mst (can i skip the morning part)
Thursday(15/11) - HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHERMAN! sch& darling.cia's birthday celebration (can i skip school!?)
Friday (16/11) - sch & maybe CLINIC with lingwei&co. (no GEMS, anyone want go bowl?)
Saturday(17/11) - ok it's 17! my GOD. parents' wedding anniversary. alicia's&his birthday. TEAM training. CYCLING at ECP with Karen, Ele & Sarah. MJ with Stan, Dearie & whoever.
Sunday(18/11) - time for me to get back to work after so long.. AND MY OCTOBER PAY! FATE & PEIPING DONT MISS ME SO MUCH! I KNOW YOU GIRLS MISS ME TOO!! (: (:
Monday (19/11) - school& SYCC
Tuesday (20/11) - school& SYCC ; YVONNE finishs her A's!!
and the list goes on..



can someone really call up the teacher and asked if we really need to attend school tomorrow?
since it is still MST week.
should we? cos' i m kinda lazy. =\



x'mas coming soon.
anyone care to drop me something??
please!
save up and grant me this. THANK YOU.
1. Ipod Nano
2. new bowling shoes!
3. tht LEVIS Signature sling bag
4. tht AdidasOrginal top.
(: (: (:
i bet you guys know what to do huh!?

哪里有彩虹告诉我
能不能把我的愿望还给我
为什么天这么安静
所有的云都跑到我这里


有没有口罩一个给我
释怀说了太多就成真不了
也许时间是一种解药
也是我现在正服下的毒药


看不见你的笑我怎么睡得着
你的身影这么近我却抱不到
没有地球太阳还是会绕
没有理由我也能自己走


你要离开我知道很简单
你说依赖是我们的阻碍
就算放开那能不能别没收我的爱
当作我最后才明白



周杰伦-彩虹

it's just so bored here and now.
waiting for SUPERstan to finish his class
thus accompany him to Royston's to change his grip for his whatever balls he had there.
and of cos before that, GET THE CORRECT amount of pay i should get last month.
mis-calculations.
):




nothing much happened today.
bowling.mug.interview.test. and what's more..



bowled with DEARIE.FER this morning.
we nearly hit 1200 for 4 games. =\
JUST IMAGINE YOU ARE JUST SHORT OF 21PINS TO HIT YOUR DOUBLES TARGET!
=\ =\ =\
CONGRATS TO FERINNA LIM SHUWEN FOR MAKING A NEW RECORD FOR HER BOWLING - 188 (: (:
*woots*




hMM.
the guys and MOOMOO got their team shirt.
AND THE SCHOOL LOGO IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIG.
{ohmytian}
like Gab had said,
it is just nice to be one bra cup.
{ohmytian} so wrong to say this.
and MOOMOO's was really OMT.
her name that was embrioded on the shirt was total disaster.
ELISHA LIM becomes BLISHA LIM.




oh ya,
conducted the interview for the new commitee.
was really sudden.
and FER & I sat there looked at the selected commitee members.
while Ryan,MOO & Yusof threw questions at them.
the 6 of them did the same thing.
bet they were really nervous.
it was not a formal one. but it is real FUNNY!
Louis was strumming on the guitar, Khazrol was holding on to the plastic mini soccer ball, Stan was playing with the pin which lies on the floor then, Aries was playing the pin too, Dalbert was trying to hook with the plastic soccer ball & Firdhaus whom i heard from Ryan was playing the pin.
MY GOD.
LOL
i am truely bless that LUCKILY I DIDN GO THRU ANY INTERVIEW BEGINNING OF THIS YEAR =\
opps*




MBW ; alright.
the circular works drives me near nuts.
my black pen nearly die on me when i accidentally wrote my calculations over the wet liquid paperings.
thanks to whoever that invented the SMM (Singapore Measurement Manual) or was it (Standard Measurement M???) whatever.
such THANKIES.
if not i doubt the EXTRA OVER CONCRETE THICKENING blahblah, i will leave blank.
thanks to the BE lecturers for allowing SMM to be used during the test. (:



i am bored.
WHERE on earth is STANLEY HO?
=x

HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY TO CHUNMING!
whatever!
cheese, you and your rabbit =x







phew!
i'm finally back here blogging.
anyone miss me? =\
what a question to ask..





i have a bad hard time this week.
for those who frequent this blog of mine know, how sucks and how difficult my previous blogskin had did to many readers of mine. they either cant even see those words that link to my entries, profile and all OR the moment they click on those icons, nothing happen OR it is very un-user friendly. (is there such a word?)
ok. so i had searched high and low for blogskins that i am really fond of it. but to my dismay everytime i found one that suits my liking and ended up, the problem lies in alignment ; and i dont know why!
OMT.
so it like FINALLY I GOT THIS.
seriously, i hate to write in the entry to tell people "HEY I CHANGE NEW BLOGSKIN..CUS IT IS GREEN..blahblah.." or "I CHANGE NEW SKIN..CUS THE PREVIOUS ONE SUCKS.." or ".. CUS I PREFER THIS.." whatever! well, i am NOT CRITICISING PEOPLE dont mark me wrong; just stating the fact..

cus by the time in months time, when readers are reading your old entries, and they saw this, isnt it weird.? or GOD-KNOWS-HOW-MANY-TIMES-YOU-CHANGE!? and i know i frequent changing skins.. like Jun always tell me in class, "why you keep changing skins?"just been a habit. and my personal opinion that it is very very very very very very WEIRD STATEMENT to make in your entry.




as mention earlier before,
MST this week.
3 papers down ; 2 more to go.
been mugging at the usual spot - Sun Plaza's MOS BURGER.
and also clubroom & at home. (what a very wrong thing to say)
but seriously i did mug at home.. i swear!
i know it is very rare of me to say this, cus for all the time i knew it always fail to happen.
MY GOD!




Econs is alright ; i believe.
BMT is so average.
i screwed my Structure.
one moment, i was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo confident on how the calculation for forces applied and all sorts of calculation in the module.
the other moment while attempting the very last 2 questions, my mind went blank.
REAL BLANK.
i was like {OhMyTian}!!




hopefully tomorrow's MBW, which is like today? in 14 hours time to be exact, it should be alright for me.
calculations again. (:
bowling with DEARIE.FER tomorrow before my paper.
and it is the upcoming commitee's interview.
haha!! STAN dont shiver nor tremble while you talk!
LOL.




{mytian}
i miss bowling.
hand itch for not bowling like... hmm.. since thursday..so is like almost a week.
BUT AT LEAST I DID BOWL YESTERDAY. nono.. is wednesday night to be exact.
169. =\ but the rest was crap!
*opps*
i am on cloud9.
*woots*
cus i managed to find my track of line! =D
LAHLAHLAH!
but how long will this last? =\







today supposed to be mugging for my DEAREST MBW.
but Lingwei called me out to SHOP. yes SHOP!
*opps*
so we went Queenstown or Queenway shopping center to grab for herself a pair of sports shoe for her kickboxing class which starts today.
and headed back to SMB.
wanting to meet up to mug for her JAVA , my MBW.
then i realised MUM'S NOT AT HOME.
{mytian}
and mygod, i left my keys at home. this is the second time in 2 days that i left my keys at home =\
so, i had to rush down to AMK to fetch that bunch of keys from Mum.
and rushed back home ; grabbed my notes and measurement papers.
met her to mug at MOS.



and of cus we were always started with some outings talks before we commenced our studying.
so what's now.
CLIQUE CHALET!! and the upcoming meeting up for dinner! =D
and of cus SHOPPING AFTER MY BS2 NEXT WED!
MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
LINGWEI, i love you! (:





anyway, i will like to THANKS ANYONE WHO HAD LENT ME THEIR HELPING HAND TO HELP ME WITH HUIQI'S FYP SURVEY. (:
thanks to my bowlers - Karen, Sihui, Ferinna, Charissa, BIONDI TAN AH TEK, MOOMOO, Gab, Aries, Chichong, Darren, Ryan, Stan, Oyster, Josh, Khazrol, Yusof, Mouwei & Chorboon.
thanks to my DPFM classmates - Shuhui, Sinwei, Ade, Yuyu, Chester, Alexis & Rafidah
thanks to my SMB and primary school friends - Guanlian, Geena, Aiman & Yijun
thanks to my dearest friends - Sherman, Casey, Simone, JIEYI, JOAN, WENLOONG & VINCENT!
and lastly thanks to my COUSIN - xuweijie` (:

millions of thanks (: (: (:
and of cus some haven send me back..
almost forgotten ; darling.cia for helping me to ask her GEMS mates to do too.. and of cus it is also my GEMS mates.DUH!




it's getting late and i am getting hungry
RAH!
will update soon!
maybe sun.. after my maranthon of MJ. (:

what a tyco match.
they draw!
OMT.
!@#$%^&*
at the very very very very very very last minute
OMT
damn tyco can?!?
and alicia can PM this,
dont feel sad about the match ok?
i was like OMT.
i bet Alex will be like cheering now at RJ's place while Wenloong, Vin & the rest will be like WTH!!



anyway,
i am just so bored.
BMT got soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many facts to remember.
OMT.



well i think i should like THANKS my SCB for their kindness to dropby MUJI today.
they said they wanted to pay me a visit there.
BUT TO THEIR GREATEST HORROR, i wasnt there.
dumb enough to do so.
opps. but your dumbness is greatly appreicated by ME, your WUGUI jiejie!! (:
but do come back sometime to accompany me for lunch!! =D
and of cus, BIONDI TAN AH TECK & MR HO ZHENMING still owes BTTP their dinner (:
*grin*



anyway,
team shirt is delay ):
for most of the girls as we were getting S or XS.
have to wait till mid nov to get the team shirt. ): ): ):



i got much to mug. but i just cant get them to my head ):
Elearning finally completed (:
MUG hard guys!!
so bored.
shud i play abit of MJ before restarting mugging my BMT? =\